Hello hello hello

To be honest, my loyal readers (comprising mostly of myself and my alter-ego Bradley the Barbarian), I am only writing this blog in the vain hope that Jorge Garcia will comment on it. You see, it would give me recognition for my amazing input into the world of blogging, if I was commented on or referenced in the blog of the aforementioned blogger.

In other news, here are some updates on my life.

• I am fairly intoxicated right now.
• I am currently working at a call centre in Wimbledon, South-west London.
• I am on a gap-year, I will be doing charity work in Gambia in January.
• I will be working as an assistant to the Assistant Director on a Bollywood film set in March/April.
• I am raising money to go on a trip with two of my chums to New York.
• I have an erection.
• The last point was a joke.
• Or was it?
• This clearly shows the exciting life I lead.

Any questions?